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Megan Greenwell, Like The Oakland A's Every Year, Makes An Early ExitDeadspin editor-in-chief Megan Greenwell is leaving us for WEIRD Magazine, which we can only assume is a sad rip-off of Mad and Cracked. We will miss her deeply, and to show our affection in the only way we know how, we’re roasting her ass....

Former Deadspin Boss Tim Marchman No Longer Making Queso FundidoAfter many years of service, first as the features editor and editor-in-chief of Deadspin and later as the head of GMG’s Special Projects Desk, Tim Marchman has left us. We come now to send him off in the only way we know how: by roasting his ass....

Joe Thomas Roasted Everyone During His Retirement Press ConferenceFormer Browns tackle Joe Thomas, who rules, is finally free of the Sadness Factory after 11 seasons. Yesterday, he held a press conference to make his retirement official, and spent a portion of it playfully roasting various characters from the Browns’ depressing universe....

On Tom

Tom Scocca is leaving us, after a combined six and a half years at Deadspin, Gawker, and the Special Projects Desk. Here’s how we’ll remember him....

A.J. Daulerio's Stirring 9/11 Column, And Other Roast Remainders

Over the past week or so, we've roasted our former editor A.J. Daulerio, who has moved across the room to edit Gawker, the English-language newsletter of a Hungarian tech company. Some people who knew A.J., and some who didn't know him at all, were kind enough to send in their own tributes to the ma...

Readers, You Are Free To Roast A.J. In The Comments

We've given everyone the chance to roast A.J. this week. Now it's your turn. Do your worst, commenters....

A.J. Rubs Vaginal Cream On His Arms, And Other Stories From His Girlfriend

We're roasting our former editor A.J. Daulerio, who has moved across the room to edit Gawker, a high-profile daily website that reports on addiction, recovery and the drug war. If you have an A.J. story to share, or if you would like to participate in some other way, please email craggs@deadspin.com...

A.J. Daulerio Is A Freakshow Of A Human Being

We're roasting our former editor A.J. Daulerio, who has moved across the room to edit Gawker, a short-form e-book publisher. If you have an A.J. story to share, or if you would like to participate in some other way, please email craggs@deadspin.com. Lightly sourced slander is welcome. Our guest now ...