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Prince Fielder's Naked <em>ESPN</em> Cover Is Sexy As Hell One of the most beloved tropes in sports lore is the Triumph of the Unexpected Body. When I think about those stories, I think about cheering on Muggsy Bogues from my friend's living room when I was eight or nine. I knew nothing about basketball, but seeing that small man dart around the court alo...

How ESPN's Body Issue Hides The Naughty BitsIt's time once again for ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue, with which you furiously masturbate to Prince Fielder while telling yourself you're just admiring his athleticism. But they sure don't make it easy, obstructing the various pudenda and (female) nipples. Which is an art and a science in itself....

Infographic: Where Is ESPN The Magazine Hiding Athletes’ Naughty Bits?The 2013 Body Issue of ESPN The Magazine hit newsstands last Friday, managing its typical trick of publishing sultry near-nudes while simultaneously patting the reader on the back for admiring the athletic form (just like the ancient Greeks!)....

Ever wonder how women play sports with their boobs always getting in the way? Thankfully, writer Amanda Hess has wondered the same thing, and she's written a legitimately fascinating article for ESPN The Mag's Body Issue about the many ways breasts inconvenience their bearers while on the field of p...

ESPN Dudes Ogle Courtney Force's Body Issue Pics, Call Them “Honor”

ESPN announcers Dave Rieff and Mike Dunn almost got through a whole segment involving a naked woman without assessing her as "attractive" and ogling her. Almost!...

Here's Clay Matthews In The ESPN <em>Nudie</em> Issue Butt-Naked Watering The Lawn

I think that's Clay Matthews. Some people over here at the office think it could also be his brother Casey. But if any of you sharp-eyed readers can help us positively identify this person send it along to tips@deadspin.com. The winner gets a prize from our desk. [ESPN Nudie Issue]...