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The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.

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ALSO! Guess what, kind souls? We're giving away Final Four tickets. Old Spice is giving out two tickets to the national championship game in Atlanta on April 2, only for Deadspin readers. (Sadly, we are not eligible.) Here's how it works: We'll have three trivia questions over the next three weeks, and if you answer all three correctly, you'll be entered into the drawing for the tickets. (They're good seats too; Right here.)

The poll is below, and stay tuned for question two at some point in the indefinite future. And good luck, all that.

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