You Know It Is Spring When the Birds Have Returned

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Oh, Ozzie. How we've missed you. Seriously, even if you think baseball is the most boring sport on earth, you've got to admit it's imminent return is exciting, if only for the fact that it means winter is over. Unless, of course, you live in one of those fancy "Southern" places, where winter is a barely detectable, minor annoyance. If that's the case, you should be grateful to your ancestors for settling there. Now stop tarnishing their good name with your heathen ways.

We've got a full day of NCAA games on tap, and some crazy finishes from last night to discuss. And will an A-Rod story make an appearance? Who knows? Just don't go googling for it on your own, or else you'll spoil the surprise.

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