World Cup Preview: Group H

The World Cup is almost here! So that you aren't caught flat-footed, we're previewing each group, in no particular order, to explain why your team has no chance to win (you'll thank us later). Today: Group H! If you have any thoughts on a particular group, send them to tips@deadspin.com. Our operators are standing by.

Spain, so talented; so likely to lose in the first round. Tunisia, where offense is shrouded in mystery. Saudi Arabia, with something to prove (lost to Germany 8-0 in last World Cup). And Ukraine, the big question mark (it's their first trip). On paper, of course, it should be the Spanish who come out on top in this group, led by Xabi Alonso, Xavi (Barcelona) and Luis Garcia in the middle. But who reads the paper? And what's the deal with leaving striker Fernando Morientes off of the squad? You say Ukraine weak? Forward Andriy Shevchenko make Ukraine strong! But he's coming off of a knee injury. The vital statistics:

• Group H: Spain, Saudi Arabia, Tunisia, Ukraine. • Our pick to win: Spain. • Which means the winner will probably be: Ukraine. (Two teams advance). • No chance: Saudi Arabia. • Welcome to Mos Eisley space port. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy : Tunisia. • Match schedule.