Widehawks Look Terrible

We’re at the point now where the wide Mohawk haircut—clean-shaven on the sides, business at the back, party size of your choice up top—has become a staple hairstyle for athletes all over the world. But why? Why the fuck have so many athletes decided to rock extreme negburns and walk around looking like Greeber from Moving Violations? Have we learned NOTHING from the death of New Wave? This very important issue is the subject of this week’s Deadcast.

But wait! There’s more. We read hate mail from readers who were justifiably outraged at Marchman’s shitty TV takes. Also, we cover baseball fights, bus seat etiquette, brunch drinking, murderers, superhero incomes, and other useless garbage.

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