What Is The Best Room For Holding An Orgy?

You may have heard that Tinder is testing out a new multi-person swipe function called Tinder Social that will, presumably, allow the nation’s swingers easier access to orgy participants and orgy planning. But how will YOU prepare for this erotic, utopian future where people are fucking in groups and feeding each other grapes while drenched on corn oil? Is your home or apartment built to orgy specifications? What room can best accommodate this kind of brazen, nonstop transmission of bodily fluids? The hilariously prudish Tim Marchman and I attempt to sort all that out in this week’s Deadcast.

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