What Exactly Is Being Measured Here?

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NFL scouts descended on Florida Atlantic University (really?) hoping to find the next big diamond hidden somewhere in the rough. They've brought every tool imaginable to try and quantify their findings, even if it's not entirely clear how those findings explain why that guy will miss the tackle that costs you a playoff game four years from now.

"But I don't understand! His "Doing the Splits While Putting Your Head On The Ground" Matrix was off the charts!"

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