What Chair Has Been Farted In The Most? 

Chairs! They’re soft and comfortable and they provide the perfect acoustic backdrop for a good, solid round of farting. But what chair has been farted in the most over time? Can you even NAME a famous chair without cheating? Is an uninformed discussion about chair farts worth your time at all? THAT IS THE SUBJECT OF THIS WEEK’S DEADCAST.

Thankfully, there is more. We’ve got baseball hypotheticals, basketball hypotheticals, taint-licking questions that we WISH were hypothetical, and even more topics to cover. Soak it all in, because I’m off this week and there’s no podcast until two weeks later. OH NOES.

If you have any tips you’d like to submit the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.