U.S. Obliterating Japan, Now Up 4-0 As Lloyd Earns Hat Trick

Carli Lloyd is singlehandedly destroying Japan, having earned a hat trick just 15 minutes into today’s Women’s World Cup final with a long-range bomb that caught the keeper off her line.

Oh, and Lauren Holiday had scored, too:

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