Today In "You Don't Fucking Say"

Tommy CraggsTommy Craggs|published: Wed 25th May, 11:23 2011

Headline on a story that checked in at 1,655 words and required the contributions of 10 Associated Press reporters: "Drinking linked to problems in the ballpark stands." [ AP]

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