To Watch Tonight

What to watch after reading the best headline of the year so far ... • College basketball: National Invitation Tournament, second round: California at Ohio State (7 p.m., ET), Alabama at Birmingham at Va. Tech (9 p.m., ET). Just like the NCAA Tournament, only with less Billy Packer. [ ESPN] • Women's college basketball: NCAA Division I tournament, second round, regional coverage: Marist at LSU, Florida State vs. Oklahoma State at Des Moines, or Pittsburgh vs. Baylor at Albuquerque (7 p.m., ET); George Washington vs. California at Stanford (8 p.m., ET); West Virginia vs. Vanderbilt at Albuquerque, Hartford vs. Texas A&M at Baton Rouge or Rutgers vs. Iowa State at Des Moines (9 p.m., ET); Texas-El Paso at Stanford (10 p.m., ET) [ ESPN2]. Yep, feast your eyes, boys. • NHL: Pittsburgh at N.Y. Islanders (7 p.m., ET). Penguins: The most fearsome of all the flightless aquatic birds [ Versus]