To Watch Tonight

What to watch while your dog eats steak and truffles ... • NBA: Houston at Los Angeles Clippers. One day the Clippers will be good, and all people will travel to appointments with personal rocket jet packs. [ ESPN] • Prep basketball: McDonald's All-American Game, at Louisville. Welcome to the creepiest spectacle in sports. [ ESPN] • Soccer: U.S. men's national team vs. Guatemala, at Frisco, Texas. The only thing that happens in Frisco, Texas all year? [ ESPN2]