This Was The Day Snow Tits Evolved Into Telestrator Tits

Halfway through the second period of tonight's Detroit Red Wings/Dallas Stars game, booth talk apparently turned to penalty-box shoulder pads. The end result: Telestrator Breastuses on what appears to be Mike Ribeiro of the Stars. (H/T Ryan C.)

This Was The Day Snow Dong Evolved Into Snow Tits [Deadspin]