This Mother's Day, Get Wet And Wild With Your Mom

God, just so many things:

Running is actually an Olympic sport

Didn't foam parties go out of fashion with Freddie Prinze Jr.?

"Slip the below ticket in your mom's card" must be a middle school euphemism

Mom Go Wild, and Hulk Smash

"DEATH DROP"

Pair it with an obstacle run to wash the animal feces from your body