These Babies Blew It

The Sacramento Kings treated fans to a baby race during halftime of yesterday’s game, and oh man did those babies shame themselves.

Look at the astonishing lack of grit and moxie on display here:

The only baby with any real motor is the winner, who cried through the pain and scrapped her way to a victory. That’s called respecting the damn game.

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