The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Soccer Cow Winning A Game Of Keep Away

If USWNT manager Jill Ellis is in need of an instructional video to teach her players the finer points of shielding the ball from the opposition when trying to waste time down by the corner flag, she need look no further than this video of an Indian soccer cow’s impressive display of defensive possession:

Someone get that cow to France before the World Cup final. The lessons it could teach the Americans could be the difference between victory and defeat.

h/t Barry