The Most Important Part of SI's Oklahoma State Drugstravaganza

Part three of five (five! Jesus.) of Sports Illustrated's OK State exposé is out, and today's all about the drugs. You'll find this paragraph:

Defensive end William Bell told SI that he was a "borderline pothead" when he arrived as a freshman in 2004 and that he quickly learned he was not alone. He saw an opportunity and began bringing marijuana from his hometown of Belton, Texas, to Stillwater, selling blunts for $10 and quarter ounces for $30.

Thirty dollars! A quarter runs you $100 around these parts.

So: Money from boosters, tutors who will do your schoolwork, hostess sex, cheap, plentiful drugs, and an administration that will make sure you don't get in trouble even if you test positive? Are we sure this whole series isn't an advertorial paid for by T. Boone?