The Hater’s Guide To March Madness 2016

It’s that time of year again … time to say rotten, hateful things about every team in the NCAA tournament bracket. And what a bunch of shitty, corrupt teams they are! I don’t think there’s ever been a tournament featuring so many schools that are in the middle of horrifying scandals: Yale, Cal, Oregon … there was even a fucking Mateen Cleaves scandal this week. And I haven’t even gotten to Duke’s general awfulness. THE HATE IS SO VERY STRONG, which means now is the perfect time for a Hater’s Guide Deadcast.

Oh, but we got more! As part of our annual tradition, we also went through this year’s Name of the Year bracket. That’s right: You get two bracket breakdowns for the price of one. LUCKY YOU. If you have any tips you’d like to submit the podcast, just send it in to tips@deadspin.com with the subject line DEADCAST. You can listen to the show here or download it over at the iTunes store.

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