The Dakota Wizards Know How To Party

Not much on this sporting planet more glamorous than the NBA's Development League, nope. As evidence of the league's ability to raise the profile of a mere basketball player into an international superstar of unqualified proportions, we present this DraftExpress diary of Rod Benson, former Cal Golden Bears forward, on a night out on the town while playing for the Dakota Wizards.

Of course the only 300-pound girl in the building comes right up to me and asks me to dance. I say no (I have a history of big girls asking me to dance for some reason). She persists and persists. I am not joking when I say that from her front tooth on, through the left side of her face, there were no other teeth. I actually scared me enough to make me kind of jump back.

The D-League ... it's dentally challenged, but it's better than working for a living. (Barely.)

Observations From An Eight-Day Road Trip [DraftExpress]