The Cardinals Are Pretty Much Cursed Now, Right?

Adam Wainwright needs Tommy John surgery. Now Matt Holliday is out indefinitely after an emergency appendectomy. Next Albert Pujols will sign with Chicago. (Probably.)

The Cards aren't talking a timetable for Holliday's return. Could be anywhere from Andres Torres's 10-14 days to Aaron Harang's "rest of the season."

Appendices: the silent poisoner.