The 2017 Hater’s Guide To The Top 25

Folks, college football is BACK this Saturday. True, the college season starts with its usual slate of underwhelming matchups featuring ninth-place Mountain West teams, but still: FOOTBALL! I think this calls for a celebration, don’t you? In fact, I think this calls for a roast of every despicable, corrupt team ready to pollute campuses all across the country for yet another season. Yes, it’s time to fire up the Hater’s Guide to the Top 25. And here’s the part where I let you down by telling you we’re doing it in podcast form. STOP GROANING.

Anyway, that’s the subject of a very special edition of the Deadcast. And don’t worry! Even though Notre Dame isn’t in the Top 25, we still found a way to insult them. Join Marchman, Dom, and I for a carnival of ignorance and loathing. It’s all joy!

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