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I appreciate that this Philly fan wanted to honor the FCC's truth in advertising statutes, but I'm not sure if it was really necessary. Alex Rodriguez knows what he is. Still, it may have been just enough of a distraction to hold the slugger to only 3 RBI and force the Yankees to try and win the World Series in their fancy new stadium. Just one or two more World Series games and they can finally pay that thing off.

And I guess Cliff Lee and Chase Utley helped a little too. You're not getting off that easy, baseball fans.

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It's Tuesday and I guess this thing isn't ever ending. Yankee baseball players are always on the TV, but what can I do?