T Is For Timeout...Or Maybe Tacos.

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As it happens, the Celtics didn't need that timeout after all. We'll talk more about it throughout the day, but as you may have heard, the Celtics beat the Bulls last night 109-99 in a Game 7 for the ages. The Bulls made it close in the 4th quarter, but the game never really felt in doubt. As a Chicago sports fan, I'm used to saying it: There's always next year.

Hey lady, have you thought about coaching the Bulls? Can't be any worse than the guy they've got now.

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