Super Bowl Parties, Jenn Sterger And You

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Because you can't be there, it's up to bloggers such as Jenn Sterger to bring us all the news from Tampa. They are on the front lines so that we can be free. Never forget.

After landing in Tampa around noon, I ran the usual errands that any girl attending an insane amount of parties would do. Men have absolutely no concept of the process we women go through just to get ready for events such as these. It's not as simple as throwing on a pair of jeans with no holes in them and a nice button down. No, it takes us days of preparation just to be on par with the rest of the female partygoers. And it's all just to impress you.

One carwash, one intense gym session, and manicure/pedicure later, I was set to begin my first evening of festivities. On tap for Wednesday night was the Moves Magazine party, hosted by Reggie Bush and Ray Lewis.

I also got to hang out with my good friend Arash Markazi from SI.com (pictured)…so all in all in was a fun night.