Skins Fan Enjoys Obstructed View

As the Skins took on the Buccaneers on Sunday, one fan at Washington’s stadium was doing her own thing. Specifically, she was sitting on the floor in the stands, with another fan’s crotch in her face as he watched the game.

We’ve blurred out part of his face, but he looked very stoic:

An anonymous reader who said he took the photo claims that the scene—which occurred before Washington’s third-quarter onside kick—is exactly what it looks like. His sic’d words:

This guy in the Taylor jersey and the girl was there with a group of about 6 other people. I’m pretty much sure the girl wasn’t his girlfriend. They were pretty much being inappropriate the whole time. With the guy in the Taylor jersey even going as far as motor boating the woman in front of everyone with her clothes on of course.

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That we noticed the girl stumble to the ground and didn’t get back up. All you saw was head movement from our angle. In the picture you can see his pants lower than normal. It’s stopped when someone came up to them and said get a room. Followed by a lot of laughter from them.

Hopefully, they didn’t miss the comeback.

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