Seriously, Guys

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap

What is the deal with you guys not sending in anymore usable morning photos? It's getting downright pathetic. I should just deputize The Sports Hernia to fill this space every morning since they seem to be the only people willing to watch television for 12 straight hours with their DVR ready. Unless, you want more sheep?

Speaking of old, round-backed creatures: Long-time muse Larry King has started to annoy CNN with his TMI Twitters. Something about his lunch date with Ryan Seacrest irked the cable news channel and now King's taking his nonsensical musings elsewhere.

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And good morning. It's Thursday. Whoop that trick.