"SAVE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!" Wayne Selden Commits On-Court Homicide

Pray for this poor Baylor player who gave his life for the Bears, only to see it cruelly taken away by the devastating athletic ability of the Jayhawks’ Wayne Selden Jr.

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