Russell Wilson: She Said Yes (To Eventually Fucking)

Seahawks quarterback and outspoken non-fucker Russell Wilson is one step closer to fucking. He posted a video showing an ecstatic Ciara reacting to his proposal. Congratulations to the couple that will someday have sex.

Here are some alternate headlines:

Russell Wilson: I Am Ready To Fuck

Fuck Time Approaches

Fucking Scheduled

With Proposal, A Quarterback Ready To Fuck

Save The Date (For Fucking)

In Promise Of Fucking, A Rare Window On A Horny Dingus

Russell Wilson Googled “How To Do Sex”

Russell Wilson To Use Dong

Russell Wilson: I’m Horny (For Sex)

Be creative with your vows, Russell.

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