Roger Clemens Handed Out Some Souvenirs At His Trial

It's been a month since a mistrial was declared in Roger Clemens' perjury case, and yet the misconduct just won't end. A group of court security guards are under investigation for accepting signed baseballs from Clemens, which is not a thing that is ok.

The Washington Post's source says the ball were a thank-you gift to the security team after they shuttled Clemens through the awaiting gantlet of reporters and photographers, and that Clemens never received preferential treatment from the officers, but they still face fines and/or dismissal. That famed Clemens right arm is now a veritable Monkey's Paw, cursing everything it touches.

Court security guards investigated for accepting baseballs autographed by Roger Clemens [WaPo]