Rockies Fans Will Never Forget What's-His-Name

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The history of the Colorado Rockies is not that long, but they do have several cherished heroes whose names conjure happy memories of past glory. Mark Holliday. There was that Canadian guy. Dante.... I want to say Jenkins?

But the best hitter in Rockie history is, of course, the one and only Tim Hleton. Or is it Tom? Eh, it doesn't really matter. When you're sitting at that altitude, everything is a little fuzzy.

[Photo via Reader Brad]

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