Please Rise For Our Natinal Anthem

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Someone from the Washington Nationals' sweatshop crew probably lost their $3-per-day job today, due to this colossal screw-up. Plus, the Nats' continued their 161-loss pace last night after losing to the Marlins, the Best Team In Baseball History Evah.

Speaking of colossal screw-ups, I'd like to thank Moe for taking the time to put up with monumental assholery coming from some of our commenting community yesterday. I'd also like to thank some of you for putting up with Moe. That whole day went about as well as I thought it would.

Today, there will be (mostly) sports-related talk. Nationals Uniform Fail [ D.C. Sports Blog]

Let's. Go.: