Please Calm Down, Anderson Varejao Did Not Cut His Hair

Oh shit! Did Cleveland Cavs big man Anderson Varejao get rid of his beautiful Sideshow Bob hair? It looked so good, dude. Why'd you shear it off?

He didn't. The photo of Varejao with an apparent haircut was posted to his Instagram last week while LeBron was visiting to watch the World Cup final. In reality, Varejao just hid his hair under a hat in that picture. Here are a couple of photos uploaded in the days after that one:

And one more photo of Varejao's hair trickery:

You may now return to whatever important things you were doing.