One Smirk At A Press Conference Is Worth A 1,000 Box Scores

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Even the Magic fans watching this game with Orlando Sentinel cheat sheets knew it was over very, very early. Kobe, playing on Black Mamba "stun" setting, went 40/8/8. Look at that expression. That's Kobe's mindset right now. In or out, NBA fans.

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