No, Sir. You May Not Offer Brandon Inge Your Shirt

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Normally, broadcasters refrain from showing drunk, fat shirtless guys who run on the field at baseball games. Yet for some reason, the boys in the truck at last night's K.C.-Detroit game thought, "You know what? There's something special about this drunk, fat shirtless guy." So he got that sweet, sweet face time that so many of his brethren have failed to secure. He's like the Jackie Robinson of on-the-field goons. And shirtless dudes.

(Yeah, I probably shouldn't have wasted all those pictures yesterday.) [Pic via]

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