No One Has Enjoyed The Ottawa Senators As Much As This Kid

Oh my god this is so fun and I have two balloons and I could just FLIP OUT right now

There’s music and people and lights and balloons and I can’t handle this so much is going on help me what is this I love it

Whoa. Okay. Whoo! Man, this cookie is SO good.

I should hydrate. Thank you.

That was a trip. Hey, do you want some of this, whatever it is?

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