No, It's Not Real Pee, Officer -- It's My Artistic Interpretation Of The Eagles' Performance In NFC Championship Games

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Fake Westbrook jersey. Mouth agape. Handcuffed. Urine on the front of pants. Obviously, some of Philadelphia's finest made their way down to Glendale.

I'd say the chances this individual attends the Wing Bowl this year are fairly strong. That is, of course, if he ever was released from prison.

Not In Our House, Westbrook! [TheDirty.com]