New Mexico State Basketball Player May Have D'd Up A Pizza Guy

It seems like the only time that pizza guys get any attention are in plot attempts in porno (did you order the extra sausage?) and criminal activity. File this one into the latter category.

Tyrone Nelson, forward at New Mexico State has been arrested and charged with robbing a pizza guy. I thought this sort of activity would be reserved for bench players, not for guys who average 17.8 points and 8.7 rebounds a game, and are first-team All-WAC performers. But hey, we all have our vices.

Nelson, who has a bad case of Michael Sweetney syndrome and appears to be 46 years old, has been suspended by the team for a period of 72 hours while the investigation is ongoing.

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