Morning Blogdome: See This Movie Or We Will Cut You

If you love America, you'll send your Blogdome tips to Blogdome@deadspin.com. You're not a communist, are you? That's why I use 'Ice Castles' skate guards: I'm not saying the NHL is desperate for advertising, but ... "Saw V" Goalie Masks? Was Clint Malarchuk unavailable? [ Maxim] Irrational exuberance: The Derrick Rose Era has arrived! The game of basketball will never be the same after his dominating performance! In a preseason game. Against the Mavs. Uh ... I guess that counts? [ Docksquad Sports] Gone Zaggin': Adam Morrison fans refuse to let the dream die. Where there's a 'stache, there's a way. [ Kornheiser's Cartel] MoveOnandStopSlashing.org: Do you have a minute to sign this petition and help teach the Vancouver Canucks what a hooking penalty is? You can't just ignore this problem and hope it goes away. [ Orland Kurtenblog] Let it ride!: The best World Series prop bets ... and some that we all wish were real. You have to throw your money away on something, right? [ The Angry T]