Morning Blogdome: Jelena Jankovic Has Trick Shots Out The Wazoo

• Maybe this is why she has to change her underwear so often: No idea how the Serbian tennis powerhouse can pull this shot off, but it looks like she's going to be tough to beat in the Olympics. [ Down The Line] • "Please Throw The Toilet Paper Into The Dustbin": It's hard to be a media member in Beijing: "Honestly, I did about a quintuple take the first time I closed one of the stalls inside a media center bathroom. I wasn't sure I understood what I was being asked to do therein. I'm still not sure I do. But—and not to get too graphic—a quick glance inside the dustbin seemed to indicate that we media members were being asked to do something with our, shall I say, "soiled" toilet paper that one normally does not do with said product in America." [ DC Sports Bog] • Checking in on Mike Bacsik a year after 756: "Obviously we're both not in major-league baseball for different reasons. That's probably why the moment is not being celebrated in baseball, not only because of the steroids people are talking about, but because neither of us is playing in major-league baseball. You'd have to go find Barry where he is, and you'd have to go to a minor-league city to find me to talk about it." [ The Nationals Enquirer] • Does this violate some sort of NCAA policy?:" Michael Eynon is one of the richest college football players in the country. No, he didn't take any money under the table. Instead it was just luck. The Ohio University senior offensive lineman won $250,000 on the Mega Millions. He failed in winning the $34 million prize, but he did land the second-best prize, which after taxes will be $172,500." [ Stiles Points]