Morning Blogdome: I Don't Believe What I Just Saw!

For those about to blog, blogdome@deadspin.com salutes you. No! Not possible!: All right, welcome back to um ... yeah ... where are we again? [ Fan IQ] He is a snappy dresser: Someone really wants Joe Maddon to be the Sportsman of the Year. Believe it or not, it isn't Joe Maddon! [ Bugs and Cranks] What a shocker: Hey, Mercury Morris is back. Awesome. [ Brown Is The New Black] A Bird Song for Ricky: Loyola (MD) head coach Jimmy Patsos spent sometime at his last game sitting in the stands, hiding from the referees. That's some sound leadership right there. [ Rush The Court] No escape: Are you ready for more Norv Turner, San Diego fans? Too bad, because he's not going anywhere. [ Rumors and Rants]