Michigan Gets Asses Kicked After Defacing Spartan Stadium With Spike

Can we talk about how weird and stupid this is? This is the Michigan Wolverines football team—awful in every way, from the tactical to the executive to the medical—shoving a spike into the Spartan Stadium turf and celebrating like a bunch of morons just prior to getting their shit kicked in by Michigan State 35-11.

Part of the reason for that scoreline is Spartans head coach Mark Dantonio running up the score in response to that ridiculous stunt, caught here on Big Ten Network's cameras:

Swag only works when you're winning, fellas.

Also, the fuck? A spike? Did they steal that from Depot Town in Ypsilanti? At least FSU uses a flaming spear. You guys brought a spike, literally a piece of garbage you found by the side of a road. Who, exactly, are you intimidating by wielding a spike? Hobos?

[BTN]