Meth Dealer/High School Chemistry Teacher Breaks Badder than Blago

Walt White (pictured, amid piles of cabbage) makes Vick, Tyson, Rose, and Tiger seem like life coaches. He was once a successful, healthy, relatively happy guy, but now he's taking career advice from a former student/slacker and cooking up meth in an RV. Wha happen?

True, he has been diagnosed with lung cancer. But meth dealing? Really? Goes to show that everybody can break bad (and inadvertently claim the title of "Best Cook" in the Southwest").

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