Metaphors For Eli Manning Are Everywhere

Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap This odd image was submitted with very little explanation and no time stamp as to when this happened. (The only text in the email was "drove into building", which is incredibly unhelpful.) Also, I'm not sure if the person who submitted it actually "drove into building" or if it was this woman wearing an Eli Manning jersey. Or maybe she's coming to save the day? She does have what appears to be a beer bottle opener tucked in her back pocket.