Manny Ramirez Calls His Chinaman

I'm told that's not racist. That's the name for the a left-arm spinner.

Ramirez was part of a DirectTV promotion in Arizona where he and his bum hamstring suited up in cricket gear. See all the photos right here. If you'd like video to accompany your Manny cricket photos, you can watch that here.

And if you'd like more photos of Manny from closer range, go here. And here's a photo of an elderly Charles Manson, just cuz:

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