Man Uses A Chipper Jones Home Run As Excuse To Get To Second Base

As several photo-tipsters have dutifully shared, the first inning of today's Mets/Braves game included a fourbagger by Chipper Jones. The cameras then captured this gentleman out in the left-field stands getting a handful of love. Offered tipster Dallas, "Although it is not quite to the extent of the front-row Cowboys lap dance, a subtle mid-afternoon boob grab at Turner field is pretty impressive in its own right."

Hear hear.