Lance Lynn Sucks, Is Unreasonably Angry About It
Cardinals pitcher Lance Lynn lasted 3.1 innings in today’s start against the Cubs, giving up four hits, six walks, and three earned runs before being replaced by Tyler Lyons. Lynn threw 46 strikes in 83 pitches, and decided home plate umpire Dan Bellino shared part of the blame for his poor outing.
Whatever Lynn’s saying at Bellino, it isn’t praise. It appears he says “fucking piece of shit” as the camera cuts away.
Relax, Lance. It’s Friday.
Contact the author at samer@deadspin.com.
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