Knicks Fans Have Finally Reached For The Paper Bags

This is it, Knicks fans. This is your life for at least the next few months, and probably much longer unless Phil Jackson can somehow pull off the miracle of luring Marc Gasol to New York to play with a past-his-prime Carmelo Anthony.

On national TV last night, the Knicks ran out a lineup of scrubs that would almost make Sam Hinkie blush, and then they lost by 24 to the Rockets to drop to 5-34, a full six losses worse than the 76ers. In case the picture above isn't properly conveying the misery that's gripped MSG, please look upon these Vines:

And here's a bonus Vine, from Wednesday's loss to the Wizards:

That's the Knicks new starting center, Cole Aldrich, doing work. It's going to be a long fucking winter in New York.