Kitchen Utensils, Ranked

It’s time for us to play the ultimate game of knifey-spoony, folks. Yes, we’re ranking kitchen utensils on this week’s Deadcast, and I think you’ll be surprised about how strongly you feel about where spoons belong in the culinary hierarchy.

Beyond that, we’ve packed even more shitty takes into a handy 40-minute stretch, including takes on Cavs-Raptors, Draymond Green, deflated basketballs, hitting for the cycle, cheeseburger cheese, and more. I think you’ll find it all appropriately infuriating and useless, especially if you are a Bernie Sanders voter.

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