Keith Hernandez Thinks He's Off The Air, Says Tanner Roark's "Getting His Tits Lit"

SNY analyst Keith Hernandez was caught in an unfortunate spot tonight when the broadcast came back from commercial early and caught him unawares—right as he was discussing how Washington Nationals starter Tanner Roark has been “getting his tits lit” lately.

Roark was knocked out in the third inning tonight after giving up six runs, after giving up seven runs in five innings last week. It is not immediately clear if such numbers meet the standard for getting one’s tits lit, as such a standard could not be identified at the time of this writing.

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